thought u guys might remember this

excuse1 I thought you were the other team.
excuse2 This map sucks.
excuse3 My mouse is broken.
excuse4 I pressed the wrong button.
excuse5 My computer lagged.
excuse6 He ran in my way.
excuse7 The sun is shining on my monitor.
excuse8 FFS WANKER RAN IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I WAS SHOOTING WTF
excuse9 I was jerking off over the girls playing the game :/
excuse10 OMG! He has a fucking aimbot/wallhack/speedbot/horse!
excuse11 My FPS dropped to zero!
excuse12 I was wanking off to the boys playing the game.
excuse13 I picked up an empty gun!
excuse14 I had an itch.
excuse15 It was my teammates fault.
excuse16 I was on the phone.
excuse17 I haven't got my glasses on.
excuse18 omfg update is gay i was ok before teh update now im playing shit wtf
excuse19 omfg I couldn't get my gun out in time :/
excuse20 omg I couldn't put my cock away in time :/
excuse21 my cat was in the way.
excuse22 was already around the corner, wtf!
excuse23 That was bushido, he changed his name!
excuse24 Bah, thought I was Jack Bauer
excuse25 my fingers are falling off.
excuse26 FFS i put my silencer on my gun by mistake while shooting him >:/
excuse27 I haven't plehed all week :/
excuse28 my dog/cat/horse/sheep kicked my network cable out
excuse29 My hands were cold
excuse30 The fucking THINGYMABOBS on the floor made me jump! ARGH!
excuse31 too fucking cold tbh
excuse32 my cat/dog/hamster/sheep had a seizure, so I had to revive it.
excuse33 I farted, and it smelt so bad that it distracted me.
excuse34 Natalie Portman came in and asked for a fuck, so I had to oblige
excuse35 a shemale spray made my penis twitch, and it distracted me
excuse36 I was relieving myself over the porn sprays at spawn
excuse37 I was reading an excuse, and it distracted me
excuse38 OMFG some tit got me with a scout/awp/autosniper/noobcannon/rocket. BAN HIM FFS
excuse39 I've had too much wine.
excuse40 I've not had enough wine.
excuse41 The gun just went off by itself! I swear!
excuse42 CS 1.6 is *way* easier.
excuse43 I was typing my memoirs! Why did you shoot me!?
excuse44 I'm not slow, the trains out to get me!
excuse45 I'm round a mates house so I can't play this properly
excuse666 The devil told me to do it
credit to brianhalfbrain posted on ghostrecon clan website
thanks brian