*yawn*
sooooooo
how about this:

Same screen rez as that shit Eee, Linux OS, Wireless, USB, kayboard AND gameboy/console controlers for using emulators to play games.
* Processor -- TI OMAP3430 with PowerVR SGX GPU
* Memory -- 128MB DDR SDRAM; 256MB internal flash
* Flash memory expansion -- 2 x SDHC
* Display -- 4.3 inch touchscreen LCD with 800x480 resolution and 5:3 aspect ratio; 300 cd/m2 brightness; 450:1 contrast ratio
* I/O -- 802.11g WiFi, USB host, RS232 serial
* A/V I/O -- TV-out (supports picture-in-picture); A/V-OUT (S-Video and Composite); 3.5mm headphone/microphone cables
* Other features -- directional pad; 2 x analog nubs, real-time clock
* Dimensions -- 5.5 x 3.3 x 1.1 inches (140 x 83 x 27 mm)
* Battery -- Lithium-ion; chargeable via AC adapter or USB port
* Operating system -- Open2X-style Linux firmware
can you say epic win?