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Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM]Pugless Date: 25/02/2008 02:53
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Tech support:What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:A white one...




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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....


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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P"....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM] + FROG + Date: 25/02/2008 08:23
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Sounds like my day at [KM]...

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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM]Pugless Date: 25/02/2008 11:26
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I swear ive asked you a few off them in the paast frog
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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: Commanche Date: 25/02/2008 13:34
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You love it Frog.

Stop complaining and go get a job where you have to deal with it in phlegmish.
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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM]simon piemon Date: 25/02/2008 15:06
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I loved this one

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM]Equazion Date: 25/02/2008 16:52
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


lol



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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM]Milf_Hunter Date: 25/02/2008 18:30
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hehe


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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM] ~The~King~ Date: 26/02/2008 12:03
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



now that sounds like a pug help thread
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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM] The Husband Date: 26/02/2008 12:43
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Years ago whilst working on a helpdesk I got a phonecall from someone saying that all the characters we're coming out incorrectly on the screen - when she pressed C an E would appear, G and a U would appear etc.

After several minutes checking cables and software I asked them to press the Escape key. I heard them mummble "now where did I put that - oh yes, bottom left"!!!

It turns out the user had flipped all the key caps off their keyboard and put them back on again in alphabetically order!!!


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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: [KM] Flaps To Manual Date: 26/02/2008 18:48
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You've probably seen this but its my favourite, and its almost all true. If only he'd had the bottle.


Clicky
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Re:Computer tech support, taped phonecalls
By: Senorita Tetas Date: 26/02/2008 19:07
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lol

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